The Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect met and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together, was of course perfect.
One snowy, stormy christmas eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the even of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and the Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?? (highlight below to see the answer)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as perfect man!
*Women, stop reading here. It's the end of the joke.
*Men, continue..
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must be driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and still reading, this illustrates another point:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!
Monday, October 24, 2005 ; 3:57 AM
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