Excuse me, Your Honour?
WHO says going to court is no laughing matter?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts:
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or 35, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: How old is the youngest son, the 21-year old?
WITNESS: Uh, he's 21.
ATTORNEY: All your responses must be oral , okay? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: Do you recall at what time you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8.30pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr Denton was dead at that time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy on him!
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
Wednesday, October 26, 2005 ; 1:13 AM
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